if u ever see me in irl ur gonna be so disappointed
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
My biggest fear is that I will become too comfortable with the idea of being lonely for the rest of my life.
when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once
stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you
everyone tell me abt ur day. how did your eyeliner go? did u flirt with somebody? drink enough water? make a white man nervous?
“Don’t ask her to moan. Make her.”
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck